Citizens of Firestone,
I am pleased to announce that myself and my running mate, wierdo25, are running for Governor and Lieutenant Governor in the 2026-2 election. Together, we bring extensive experience that has covered nearly every field in the state.
I, Mega_Goalie16, have previously served as Governor and in numerous leadership roles, including Secretary of Homeland Security (2), Director of the Bureau of Investigations (before fbigate2026), and President Pro Tempore of the Senate.
My running mate, wierdo25, has served in numerous roles, including County Executive, Deputy Director of the Fire Academy, Chief of the Arborfield Police Department, and President Pro Tempore of the Senate.
With our combined, extensive experience in executive and legislative branch operations, we will bring knowledge and experience where it is most needed.
We will begin with an overhaul of the executive branch, ensuring that it is operating efficiently, with competent and active leaders across the board. We will no longer tolerate poor leadership, inefficient operations, lies, or inactivity. The executive branch and all of its components will be held accountable.
Additionally, we will be working alongside congress to ensure laws are created and updated as needed, and that they are as effective as intended. In an everchanging state, new ideas are crucial, and we will not stand in the way of such.
We will work with development, oversight, and other nations to ensure a safe, fair state of operations.
It is time we stop letting things go.
In a state full of scandals, vote for the two who aren’t named in any.